Blak Randy Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Trying to hit on girls from an outsiders point of view it makes you never want to drink again. Some of the aweful pulling techniques I had to witness last night have made me sick. No wonder I'm such a chick magnet if those bums are all I have to contend with. Has anybody witnessed any funny shit while playing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$a!n+ Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Yeah, I feel ya man, but the sad thing is, half of those drunk bitches dont care anyway. Wether your a nice guy or a drunk with lame pick up lines, women are as shallow as men. Its mostly about looks,money, or whatver wordly thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blak Randy Posted August 21, 2005 Author Share Posted August 21, 2005 Yeah, I feel ya man, but the sad thing is, half of those drunk bitches dont care anyway. Wether your a nice guy or a drunk with lame pick up lines, women are as shallow as men. Its mostly about looks,money, or whatver wordly thing.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Its mostly about looks,money, or whatver wordly thing. Yeah Gabe. That's why I'm suck a fucking Mac. Nah. Seriously I witnessed this group of lads get knocked back by aroungd 80 women last night. They were fucking hilarious. You could see girls actually run away from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$a!n+ Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 WooT WooT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$a!n+ Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Yeah Gabe. That's why I'm suck a fucking Mac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 As an almost non-drinker, it's just plain funny to watch pissed up lads thinking they're so dashing and suave with the ladies. How they think that too many units of lager or wikkid could possibly improve their cool level is unbelievable. How the honeys love to be pawed at by a incomprehensible semi-conscious chav who's on the verge of puking, passing out and/or spontaneous violence. I also cringe because in a few years time my daughter will be gaining the attentions of such wedding fodder. At least she knows where to aim knees and fists if the words "fuck off" don't make it through the alcohol force field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbay Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 its funny when you get guys totally whacked off their head like this tryin to get on the stage during my set n shit.. hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Camaro Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 "I also cringe because in a few years time my daughter will be gaining the attentions of such wedding fodder. At least she knows where to aim knees and fists if the words "fuck off" don't make it through the alcohol force field." Hasn't your daughter got to be at least half decent looking before fending off undesirables? (as they may have taste) Ha- Ha Only Playing Marky!!!!!!PZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Just remind me how many copies it was you wanted me to run out again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blak Randy Posted August 21, 2005 Author Share Posted August 21, 2005 I also cringe because in a few years time my daughter will be gaining the attentions of such wedding fodder. At least she knows where to aim knees and fists if the words "fuck off" don't make it through the alcohol force field.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well to be honest if you want anice lad to take her out instead you know I'm ............... I'll stop now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 last week, i had breakdancing in front of me, which i recorded with my phone whilst dj-ing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Trying to hit on girls from an outsiders point of view it makes you never want to drink again. Some of the aweful pulling techniques I had to witness last night have made me sick. No wonder I'm such a chick magnet if those bums are all I have to contend with. Has anybody witnessed any funny shit while playing?<{POST_SNAPBACK}> i watched you trying to dj once j/p matey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homecounties Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 adam, you should switch to doing that other saturday you were telling me about then, it sounds like it could be a better look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blak Randy Posted August 21, 2005 Author Share Posted August 21, 2005 I may. I'll try and sort it for you this week man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattnice Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 i thought this was gonna be about gay Dj's but its not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 i thought this was gonna be about gay Dj's but its not<{POST_SNAPBACK}> ost things arent ever about djs around here i've noticed, it just a guise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texas pete Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 I hink its fuuny watching the mates of who is trying to impress the ladies! they stand just behind the lass in a tight huddle trying to be discrete and watching to see if their mate seals the deal! they look like such loosers!!! i wonder how mant times ive done that!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattnice Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 u been watchin me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2tall Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 once someone threw a pink converse at me, i relaxed when i realised it was pink and then proceeded to smack him round the head with it as he was being thrown out oh yeah there was the one time where this bitch came in the booth and starting messing with the records, she couldnt believe that i wasnt worshipping her fake beauty as i was pushing her out of said booth and swearing in her face i have too many of such stories, as for said drunk people, if youre drunk your too busy looking at girls or hating yourself to care about the other drunk people who stand around doing the same thing, so you get a wonderful blanket of self importance and horniness over everything, same with the girls. drunk bitches bascially want some quick shit to feel good, its a phase, usually 1st or 2nd year students or 30 somethings who are still clinging on to their issues... ..i say if the apple is ripe... just dont be thinking its wise though and your all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 argh the worst is when my mates want me to scratch but i'm playing like commercial dance or dnb or something. sometimes they scratch the record that's playing and its fucking annoying, but it doesnt happen that much, because the booth is usually on a higher level- just the odd occasion. once someone threw a pink converse at me, i relaxed when i realised it was pink and then proceeded to smack him round the head with it as he was being thrown out hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimrod Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 sometimes they scratch the record that's playing and its fucking annoying, but it doesnt <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i fucking hate that shit its always always girls though, its like playground flirting or some shit - "hmmm lets get this persons attention by doing something really stupidly fucking annoying". good one bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 eeeenit, they're like 'woooh look at it turn' wikka wikka... regardless that the arena is packed with people dancing to that one tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimrod Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 the problem is that it fucks the beat up and everyone looks at you like you're a total spaz who cant even play a record. whats funny is that the girl usually does too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowgli Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 the problem is that it fucks the beat up and everyone looks at you like you're a total spaz who cant even play a record. whats funny is that the girl usually does too. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hahahaha so true. the flow just goesss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texas pete Posted August 22, 2005 Share Posted August 22, 2005 I hate drunk knobs who decide to spill their cheap alco pops all over your records while saying"I can do that! im better than you" even thiough they clearly have no decks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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