x2k Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 I'm just popping off to McDonalds, can I get anyone anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimrod Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Leeroy Jenkins would love that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stalk Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 now that's an opportunity to make $100,000 with ease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 but they're so damn good. I wonder what other rubbish they stick in there, actually i don't want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ryan Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Lucky bitch! the heads the best part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$a!n+ Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 "Save the neck for me Clark!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rygon Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 but they're so damn good. I wonder what other rubbish they stick in there, actually i don't want to know.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> http://perdurabo10.tripod.com/id721.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squaddy Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Interesting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huw Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 demanded 100grand? she didn't even eat the fuckin thing! i doubt there's anywhere on the menu where it says that chicken heads aren't included. Â mcd's is grim tho, gimme a labrador kebab anytime... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ryan Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Â He's not fat. He's wearing a wet suit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuff Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 FAST FOOD IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 may be a dirty rumour that gets told in every ares but apperently people were spunking in the mayonaise up here.. anyways i got a chicken mcmayo one time n woke up spewing my ring.... so i proceeded to drive to the hospital... i was halucinating n everything serious.... i noticed an ambulance coming towards me n i flashed my lights ,,, it stopped so i got out n told them of my halucinations n shit.. i think they were gonna drive away thinking i was just someone off my tits on something so i was forced to drop to the floor and flake it so they had to take action.. which was good stuff cos i don't think i'd've made it the next mile or so without crashing.. cos of this now all i eat from that place is McFlurreys n milkshakes<{POST_SNAPBACK}> You had better be careful. The same thing may happen with those Flurries and shakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJS1NNA Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 may be a dirty rumour that gets told in every ares but apperently people were spunking in the mayonaise up here.. anyways i got a chicken mcmayo one time n woke up spewing my ring.... so i proceeded to drive to the hospital... i was halucinating n everything serious.... i noticed an ambulance coming towards me n i flashed my lights ,,, it stopped so i got out n told them of my halucinations n shit.. i think they were gonna drive away thinking i was just someone off my tits on something so i was forced to drop to the floor and flake it so they had to take action.. which was good stuff cos i don't think i'd've made it the next mile or so without crashing.. cos of this now all i eat from that place is McFlurreys n milkshakes<{POST_SNAPBACK}> You had better be careful. The same thing may happen with those Flurries and shakes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Its true man , believe!!!. I knew this geez who worked in the 'Whitstable' one here in Kent. Two blokes got sacked for it. I dont eat McD's no more, been a couple of years now. Also have you heard about the 'Cist' that the woman bit into , it exploded in her mouth when she bit the Chicken Sandwich . They had to rush her to hospital to flush her body thru. Mcdonalds payed her nothing cause apparently it aint ther fault if chickens have cists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Also have you heard about the 'Cist' that the woman bit into , it exploded in her mouth when she bit the Chicken Sandwich . They had to rush her to hospital to flush her body thru. Mcdonalds payed her nothing cause apparently it aint ther fault if chickens have cists.I reckon that's an urban myth. I must have heard that story 3 times from people who said it happened to someone they actually knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJS1NNA Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Also have you heard about the 'Cist' that the woman bit into , it exploded in her mouth when she bit the Chicken Sandwich . They had to rush her to hospital to flush her body thru. Mcdonalds payed her nothing cause apparently it aint ther fault if chickens have cists.I reckon that's an urban myth. I must have heard that story 3 times from people who said it happened to someone they actually knew.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know this is gonna sound a bit bullshit , but my mum worked with her here in c'bury. The girl came back to work like a week later. Fuckin true man. Gospel n all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 may be a dirty rumour that gets told in every ares but apperently people were spunking in the mayonaise up here.. A McD opened in my old home town (after over a decade of EVERYONE who lives here trying to stop it) and exactly that happened within a month of opening; four male employees were dismissed for jazzing up the menu with their own secret blend of herbs 'n' spices AKA the salty McFlurry. I hear so many stories like this though that I simply dismiss them all as urban legend. So many people hate McD's that there MUST be a hell of a lot of muck-flinging going on in the hope that some will stick -and apparently some does. Hell, If I had a mate that worked at a fast-food outlet, I'd get them to stick a chickens head in the fryer. I could really use a few extra quid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey-Hands Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I must say I love McD´s although I only eat the nuggets and the hamburgers. (I´m very dainty) No tomatos, no mayo, no onions etc.... I don´t know if I would eat there again if something like this would happen to me. :s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texas pete Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 http://search.atomz.com/search/?sp-q=mcdon...0&sp-m=1&sp-s=0Â various mcdonalds myths explained Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Also have you heard about the 'Cist' that the woman bit into , it exploded in her mouth when she bit the Chicken Sandwich . They had to rush her to hospital to flush her body thru. Mcdonalds payed her nothing cause apparently it aint ther fault if chickens have cists.I reckon that's an urban myth. I must have heard that story 3 times from people who said it happened to someone they actually knew.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Yup - that and the whole "manfat in the mayo" thing as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 lol. I heard that when I was the manager of a bar. All these guys came in saying "have you heard about Al Karim's in town? Apparently the environmental health did tests on their sauce and found it contained semen!". They were still open though and nothing ever appeared in the papers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 lol. I heard that when I was the manager of a bar. All these guys came in saying "have you heard about Al Karim's in town? Apparently the environmental health did tests on their sauce and found it contained semen!". They were still open though and nothing ever appeared in the papers.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>I heard the same about a kebab place in cambridge called gardenia's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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