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Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

 

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

 

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

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BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

 

Hmm, hi frequency radio waves involved here....breast cancer anyone?

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oh shit, that's fvcking great!

hehe...

all ya need is a crossfader in the middle of those mammories

and rotating nipples to support turntable-esque modulation.

that would finally be the technology that gets all analog dj's

to finally go digital. although i guess its more cyber-genetics than

digital.

damn, i wish i had the pull of d-styles/rucker or q-bert over at

Vestax to get them working on that. Hell, i'd install that on myeslf.

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