Jon Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Skully used to be my boy back in the day. Would be dope if anyone has a contact for him? He's a friend of a friend, last time I heard he'd had to give up cutting because of ear problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest It'sPhilFromThursdays Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 ^ Jeez, that's a bummer. La di da Eric La Fancypants and his real, successful DJ friends Seriously, though, that's rad. They was a watchword i forget that also summed up Thursday night "Uncontrollable Pineapple Jizz face". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericuk Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 It's not so glam. I just jammed with a few heads who went on to do very well. It's nice if they can still remember me. #namedropper Uncontrollable Pineapple Jizz face Finally, we can talk about the elephant in the room.... the jizz face. Is it controllable by medication? is there a cure? if that's your scratch face, what do you look like when you blow your beans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest It'sPhilFromThursdays Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 My terrible scratch face is not so much of an elephant in the room as it's an extra huge elephant in the room that's on fire whilst screaming, "look at me!!" as everyone looks on at the mesmerising horror. I think it might be the side effect of medication rather than be cured by it. I believe the only way out would be to have a stroke or get the shingles, or as a last resort, do a Face Off with Nic Cage or J. Travolta. Interestingly, when i'm making sweet love to a beautiful woman my face in entirely expressionless and then in a voice not dissimilar to Tweekie from Buck Rogers, i just rasp out, "Thar she blowzzzz!" through gritted teeth, my lips motionless. Oddly enough, Uncontrollable Pinapple Jizz face doesn't actually pertain to my terrible, terrible scratch face in this case. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericuk Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 ah the red herring! in that case, please do elaborate on the origins of the pinapple jizz face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest It'sPhilFromThursdays Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 It was involving my issue with my inability to control my facial reactions and my face demonstrating exactly what i'm thinking and was with regards to something Paul done did. Everyone was highly amused, Hey, at least everyone knows what i'm thinking and knows i won't ever be able to lie to them or nuthin. On a totally unrelated note, i'm currently digging into an absolutely slamming bolognese i've made. My face must show showing pure delight right now. I've got so much it will last until Weds. BOOYAH for my guts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj justin time Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 I did a test vid other day and watched it back totaly heartbroken. looks like I lipsync my cuts??? And when I aint doing that I look like ive had a labbotomy.no wonder I used to slaver on jamos decks back in the day my bottom lip goes all bubba gump. Our lass said I look like the gas mask guy from q berts diy!Now im conscious of it it puts me of my flow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubba Dutchdj Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Eric, all I'm saying is it involved grinder and Phils nose = pineapple jizz Face(+Wizard cuts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kut_class Posted March 2, 2015 Author Share Posted March 2, 2015 Lol i get bad scratch face too :-) ive put up a mirror. If i look at it i stop jizz facing. But for practise i tend to always watch my hands. Need to keep looking up for gigs and only looking down a little, so gonna keep working on it at home . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Rock Well Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Eric, all I'm saying is it involved grinderAn app we're no doubt all familiar with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericuk Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 All I hear is that Grinder is popular among men seeking fun with fellow men. They mean "scratch jams" right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Rock Well Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Yeah, it's where a bunch of chaps get together in a room with no windows to interact in something a bit self indulgent that involves a lot of wrist work... last SSS basically. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericuk Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Tug life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jam Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 muthatuggers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubba Dutchdj Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj justin time Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Dont think ill make luton lads Just bought a innofader for my 05.Guy did me a deal so I took it. If jam drags his arse down and goes half on the tit ill reconsider ????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericuk Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I'd expect Jam to have made an appearance by now... and Chile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jam Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Ima hav to say wat I say to drugs n alcohol, so it's a no from me but il b down before the summer is out and that's a promise x 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj justin time Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 We cud grip numnuts on the way down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest It'sPhilFromThursdays Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 You should come down at scratchmas time in August, then, the scratch bbq in Brighton and SSS the next day. Matt and Paul usually let dudes stay in the studio and molest each other all night. If not that the Bristol one should be on in a couple of months-ish and we made a super scratch weekend of that last year. It was great. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericuk Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 The accumulation of farts in the studio is truly something to be marveled at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj justin time Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Weekender sounds cool. Guff cocktails dunt sound as appetising though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kut_class Posted March 7, 2015 Author Share Posted March 7, 2015 yeah Bristol was a top weekend last year as was summer scratchmas. Trying to sort a Bristol venue at the moment, prob gonna be the one after Luton... April / Mayish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest It'sPhilFromThursdays Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 May would be best, plus there's two bank holidays in May which would make it better as we would have the next day off. I reckon anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 maybe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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