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I asked the bitch for a blowjob and she say 'you just want one?' so I think I'm sorted and trying not to be greedy I say yes, the stupid whore then tells me they might be cheaper if I buy them in quantity, so I sez how much will a blowjob cost and she says more than I would expect, what a bitch, does shit want the fucking business or what!?!

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I asked the bitch for a blowjob and she say 'you just want one?' so I think I'm sorted and trying not to be greedy I say yes, the stupid whore then tells me they might be cheaper if I buy them in quantity, so I sez how much will a blowjob cost and she says more than I would expect, what a bitch, does shit want the fucking business or what!?!

 

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  • 2 years later...

ask her if she drinks urine .. :)

 

 

 

 

Q - what are your plans

A - My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

 

Q - how will you acheive this

A - A lot of practise.

 

Q - i will destroy you

A - Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

 

:o :((

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Q - do you drink urine?

A - I tend to drink a lot of urine, the darker the better.

 

Q - do you eat poo?

A - No I do not eat poo. I eat only electricity.

 

Q - how does electricity taste?

A - Like chicken.

 

Q - REALLY?

A - For real.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL!

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