motosega Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 this saturday i'll be doing a show where we do a tounge in cheek hip hop number. we have two guys who can rap badly, a girl who is a proper opera singer, and me, who is bad at scratching. we already did this number a few months ago and it went down realy well, the unwashed masses even went so far as to compliment my expert scratchin. unbeknownst to them, i suck badly. i started by putting on a baseball hat that has a hole in it to let my lopsided mohawk hair out , and finished by doing a scratch where i put my forehead on the recordand and do scribbles, dv seems to be full of comedians, so i'm asking for your comic genius. what does dv suggest i add to the routine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doppelkorn Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 A comically large phallus borrowed from a Greek theatre. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 A rotating bow tie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wax On Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Pipe down Dopp, he said comedians, not twats Cosign on the Rotating bow tie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfsop Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Pipe down Dopp, he said comedians, not twatsWhat if it can squirt water after you have convinced someone to smell on it? You could easily use the hose from a plastic flower for this. Also, two grown men, dressed as toddlers in flap trousers that start babbling which slowly turns into a DAS EFX-style rap battle about whose mother gives the best milk should appeal to even the most sophisticated of audiences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldielocksnthethreebrares Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 If you can get one of those 'dunse' hats, you know, without the beak and a propeller on top, that would be jokes, accompanied by the rotaiting bow tie, and I'd pay to see that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doppelkorn Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 If you can get one of those 'dunse' hats, you know, without the beak and a propeller on top, that would be jokes, accompanied by the rotaiting bow tie, and I'd pay to see that! HOW CAN I PUT UP WITH THIS? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motosega Posted May 12, 2014 Author Share Posted May 12, 2014 i was right,dv is full of comedians. Also, two grown men, dressed as toddlers in flap trousers that start babbling which slowly turns into a DAS EFX-style rap battle about whose mother gives the best milk should appeal to even the most sophisticated of audiences. no a bad idea, but it's a bit too much like a number we already have where two women dressed as todlers slowly turn to ninjas and beat the shit out of each other. A comically large phallus borrowed from a Greek theatre.we already have a song about masturbation, maybe it'd fit better there. A rotating bow tie. rotating bow ties all good, but not realy my style, the double bass player has a bow tie, maybe i can suggest it to him. any way, we sorted it out at rehersals today, one of the guys was a graffiti writer, and he''ll spraypaint something on the piano, and the acrobat will do a 30sec breakdance number.(i worry slightly about him doing side summersaults within a meter of my turntables) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericuk Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Naked Pinnie with boobs on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Rock Well Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Naked Pinnie with boobs on it.Didn't Pat Butcher used to wear one of those? Or am I confusing it with her actual body? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericuk Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 do you always get confused when you masturbate? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Rock Well Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 When your in the zone it's hard to stay alert... unless you happen to be driving at the same time of course. Nobody wants to die in a blazing inferno with their knob out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericuk Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 I have a story to tell you but I will save it for in person. SPOILER: I didn't die in an inferno with my john Thomas out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Rock Well Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 But maybe a near miss? I look forward to it greatly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motosega Posted May 19, 2014 Author Share Posted May 19, 2014 just in case anybody cares, it all went swimmingly, and we even got a booking at a festival for our trouble. it was the naked pinnie that did it though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericuk Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Congrats man. Glad it went well. Now you need to up your game. Lose the pinnie and just go naked. pop 2 viagra and a hair band on it and you'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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