Steve Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Let me present the following evidence: - Spring again, and I'm feeling fine, Pass me a nice cold glass of wine, So I can get mellow, lay back and let my girl play the cello, Hello. I hate jello. And if that didn't convince you, this probably will: - Cos it's so ridiculous like Cheech and Chong, Here to make things right that was wrong, He was wack so he got gonged, Samson, Delilah and King Kong, I want an actress or a female singer, Her perfume lingers, Yo I got a taste for Kim Bassinger, The only undercover lover hip-hop swinger, Dance, til you can't no more, Drink your drink with a crazy straw, I can go pop or I can get raw, Remember the man with the manicure, My sister had a baby it was premature, Flip the B-side it's a funky encore. Case closed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericuk Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Gregs is a pretty good bakery too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 If Greg Nice knew that, he'd probably write a rap like this.... Gregs is a pretty good bakery, Earlier today I had a cup of tea, I fired a BB gun at Mr. C, I never liked The Shamen that's plain to see, Random thoughts that I can make rhyme, My favourite herb is either parsley or thyme, My favourite Robinson's is low cal lemon and lime, Got a tattoo of Madonna on my behind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waxdestroyer Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 he was a decent beat boxer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey-Hands Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Tis just awwwwsome. Be up all inside her puddinI remember I said I wouldn'tBut she's smokin hot to deathLookin just like Meagan Good andExtra sweet, lick or eatNo matter it's gon' be a treatWent to sleep, had a dreamThought I ate some Krispy Kreme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assemblyworker Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 "Drink your drink with a crazy straw," This is exactly the kind of lifestye advice I need right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vekked Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 LOL what's verse 2 from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 This is probably my favourite track of his, although it doesn't reach the lyrical heights of the songs mentioned above: - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfsop Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 All wrong. 3:00 has the best lyrics of all timehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uztBMYkZa6c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Funksmith Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Smooth B was no slouch either: Slightly ahead of the game, I'm not a lame says it all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 He was wack so he got gonged, That's battle GOLD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted June 18, 2013 Author Share Posted June 18, 2013 Yeah, I can already hear Vekked's next King of the Dong routine in my head. A bit of juggling with "I can get raw", then cut in "flip the...funky encore", before going half-time with the "I can get raw" juggling, then tossing in the name of the DJ he's against and cutting to "he was so wack so he got gonged" then folding his arms like he's just stood up after doing an awesome windmill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wax On Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest broke Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 LEMONADE WAS A POPULAR DRINK AND IT STILL IS It's like Greg Nice rubbed off on Guru AYO PAUSE ETC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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