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Greg Nice is the best rapper of all time


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Let me present the following evidence: -

 

Spring again, and I'm feeling fine,

Pass me a nice cold glass of wine,

So I can get mellow, lay back and let my girl play the cello,

Hello. I hate jello.

And if that didn't convince you, this probably will: -

 

Cos it's so ridiculous like Cheech and Chong,

Here to make things right that was wrong,

He was wack so he got gonged,

Samson, Delilah and King Kong,

I want an actress or a female singer,

Her perfume lingers,

Yo I got a taste for Kim Bassinger,

The only undercover lover hip-hop swinger,

Dance, til you can't no more,

Drink your drink with a crazy straw,

I can go pop or I can get raw,

Remember the man with the manicure,

My sister had a baby it was premature,

Flip the B-side it's a funky encore.

Case closed.

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If Greg Nice knew that, he'd probably write a rap like this....

 

Gregs is a pretty good bakery,

Earlier today I had a cup of tea,

I fired a BB gun at Mr. C,

I never liked The Shamen that's plain to see,

Random thoughts that I can make rhyme,

My favourite herb is either parsley or thyme,

My favourite Robinson's is low cal lemon and lime,

Got a tattoo of Madonna on my behind.

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Tis just awwwwsome.

 

Be up all inside her puddin
I remember I said I wouldn't
But she's smokin hot to death
Lookin just like Meagan Good and
Extra sweet, lick or eat
No matter it's gon' be a treat
Went to sleep, had a dream
Thought I ate some Krispy Kreme

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Yeah, I can already hear Vekked's next King of the Dong routine in my head.

 

A bit of juggling with "I can get raw", then cut in "flip the...funky encore", before going half-time with the "I can get raw" juggling, then tossing in the name of the DJ he's against and cutting to "he was so wack so he got gonged" then folding his arms like he's just stood up after doing an awesome windmill.

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