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Smack That - Akon


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Just when i thought Hip Hop Could not get any dumber this pile of shit comes along.

Is it not surprising that kids are so fuckin dumb these days when they listen to utter rubbish like this.

Just take a minute to read these really poor lyrics

 

I remember when Eminem was good

 

Shady

Convict

Up front

Akon

Slim Shady

I see the one

cuz she be that lady

 

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.

Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.

Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.

And possibly bend you over.

Look back and watch me

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore

smack that, oooh.

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore,

smack that, oooh.

 

Up front style. Ready to attack now.

Pull in the parking lot slow with the lack down.

Convicts got the whole thing packed down.

Step in the club. The wardrobe intact now.

I feel it. Go on and crack now.

Ooh, I see it. Don't let back now.

Im'a call her. Then I put the mack down.

Money? No problem. Pocket full of that now.

 

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.

Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.

Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.

And possibly bend you over.

Look back and watch me

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore

smack that, oooh.

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore,

smack that, oooh.

 

Ooh! Looks like another club banger.

They better hang on.

When I throw this thang on.

Get a little drink on. They goin' flip.

[ these lyrics found on www.completealbumlyrics.com ]

For this Akon shit. You can bank on it.

Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws.

The way she climbs up and down them poles.

Lookin' like one of them Pretty Cat Dolls.

Tryna hold my woody back through my drawers.

Steps off stage, didn't think I saw her.

Creeps up behind me and she's like, you're -

I'm like, yeah I know, let's cut to the chase.

No time to waste. Back to my place.

Plus from the club to the crib's like a mile away.

Or more like a palace, shall I say.

And plus I got a pal. Every gal is game.

In fact he's the one singing the song that's playing!

(Akon!)

 

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.

Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.

Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.

And possibly bend you over.

Look back and watch me

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore

smack that, oooh.

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore,

smack that, oooh

 

Eminem's rollin', D an' them rollin'.

Boo an' Oh Marvelous an' them rollin'.

Women just hoin'.

Big booty rollin'.

Soon I be all in them an' throwin D.

Hittin' no less than 3.

Block will style like wee, wee.

Girl, I can tell you want me, 'cause lately.

 

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.

Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.

Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.

And possibly bend you over.

Look back and watch me

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore

smack that, oooh.

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore,

smack that, oooh.

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well, it's horrible......i first heard this song on tha radio (dj's are getting back 2 spinning live again and pretty long sets around here) and i was left sad.....its just horrible....

 

and when i heard they worked 2gether i actually thought they would come up with something semi-tight....

 

just sad

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a friend of mine who works with EB has been promoting it, it's had a luke warm receptio n from the street over here. the people that buy this shit are mostly people who dont even listen to the lyrics, generally girls from 13-20 years old, who put it on in their pink fiat punto's on the way to the receptionists jobs, "the kids" aint really feeling it.

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a friend of mine who works with EB has been promoting it, it's had a luke warm receptio n from the street over here. the people that buy this shit are mostly people who dont even listen to the lyrics, generally girls from 13-20 years old, who put it on in their pink fiat punto's on the way to the receptionists jobs, "the kids" aint really feeling it.

 

A 13 year old with a receptionists job?

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a friend of mine who works with EB has been promoting it, it's had a luke warm receptio n from the street over here. the people that buy this shit are mostly people who dont even listen to the lyrics, generally girls from 13-20 years old, who put it on in their pink fiat punto's on the way to the receptionists jobs, "the kids" aint really feeling it.

 

A 13 year old with a receptionists job?

 

 

lol

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a friend of mine who works with EB has been promoting it, it's had a luke warm receptio n from the street over here. the people that buy this shit are mostly people who dont even listen to the lyrics, generally girls from 13-20 years old, who put it on in their pink fiat punto's on the way to the receptionists jobs, "the kids" aint really feeling it.

 

A 13 year old with a receptionists job?

 

just call the inland revenue switchboard

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a friend of mine who works with EB has been promoting it, it's had a luke warm receptio n from the street over here. the people that buy this shit are mostly people who dont even listen to the lyrics, generally girls from 13-20 years old, who put it on in their pink fiat punto's on the way to the receptionists jobs, "the kids" aint really feeling it.

 

too true. I'm djing a mate's 18th house party in a couple of weeks and I know it will end up with me playing this sort of shite for 6 odd hours for her and her mates. meh...

 

 

Eminem's verse is utter rubbish on this.. and 'kick it like taebo'... what were they thinking?

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