Blak Randy

Bloody hell. All the vids are nuts and no clear winner in any round. Jimmy p Just edges this. Both fucking nuts though. When did everyone get so good at cutting.

It's no coincidence that I retire and all the bitches quit the scene.

What the fuck is that fucking music? If I have to listen to another second of that I'm gonna smack the fuck out of an innocent child later.

By far the best thing about meeting up and cutting with the TSL last year was the home made Salsa on offer. Lawd have mercy. Out and out the best salsa I have ever tried. Perfect balance of Smokiness, heat and tonnes of flavour. I'd kill for a bowl of that shit now. Oh yeah. The scratching was fucking wicked too.

Ring girls.

Bloody hell. That's a lot. Only watched 2 so far and both killer. It'll be hard to get this list down to 8.

He wants to play like Harvey. Nice.

Weak hand on the fader. Strong hand on the cock.

All of the Cenobytes EP with Kool Keith and Godfather Don talking absolute fucking nonsense and making it sound cool as fuck. Everything by Pharaoh Monch Times Up

Ah. He's a great orator eh? Such a funny story too.

Please take the time to watch this vid men. It's amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LhcParuzpc

I'm getting a strong vibe from this post that he's in prison. Ginger - Check Scottish - Check Must be in the nick.

Dancing is for girls.

Maybe 2 copies of the Mexican too.

2 copies of Jimmy Castor Bunch will do it mate.

Best scratch event in the world. Where else do you get crowds behaving like that at scratch events. Mad Irish bastards. Killer stuff Jon.

If it turned out Q had been humping younguns would you still listen to Camel Bobled Ride? I probably would. That's how good the scratching is.

Geoff Barrow is also the hip hop band Quakers isn't he?

I'm terrible at making music. My songs are almost unlistenable. Awful. If the world was full of me's music would be a horrendous thing. I know other people who make music and are completely unaware that their music is dogshit. They just have no self perception and are unable to criticise themselves. Weirdly these people seem to be super critical about everyone else too. Weird.

Thurdrumble Turkish Butsecs Part 1

Hahahahahaha. Me too. I remember when Q and I had sex. I thought he was really gentle and considerate.

Steal them.

The best scratching on the net pretty much. That's never changed.

I played a bar gig last night. Looking at my serato history I played music by Chic Joey Baddass AZ Erica Badu Tribe Barry White Donna Allen Prince KC and The Sunshine Band E Rule Action Bronson Recluse Betty Wright Ray Charles Carol King Ludicrous Curtis Mayfield Biggy Toots and the Maytels Beck Roy Ayres And loads more. Finished at 12. Got paid 150 quid and loads of free booze. Got one phone number from a fairly decent looking chick but maybe not my type. Played off serato with vinyl. Quite a lot of scratching too. First hour was quiet. Second hour was busy but pedestrian. Couldn't get anyone going. Finally caved in and dropped some hits which got them dancing. Last hour was good.

That's gonna take some beating Steve. I can't better it.