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Turner Prize "bum paintings"


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The public will tomorrow have their chance to inspect the artworks on a comparatively tame Turner Prize shortlist in which the images most likely to raise eyebrows are provided by a painter.

 

Gillian Carnegie is the first artist who exclusively uses paint to be nominated for the £25,000 first prize in the last five years of the competition.

 

However, the shock value of the competition is not being diluted entirely as Ms Carnegie’s work includes a series of paintings of a naked bottom.

 

Previous works entered for the country’s most rancorous award have included the Chapman brothers' copulating sex dolls cast in bronze, Chris Offili's paintings using elephant dung and Tracey Emin's unmade bed, complete with ashtray, dirty underpants and used condoms.

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As far as i know, the word art comes from the word artificial.

 

Therefore - unfortunately - that means that this and everything else included in the turner prize is art.

 

It kind of reminds me of some of the shit IDM i've heard. Over-indulgent in either simplicity or chaos. And thats the only point to it too.

 

I'd go red with embarrasment if you caught me ever wandering round galleries displaying that shit. I'd get all self-aware that everyone was thinking i'm a pretentious bastard who actually sees something unique, emotionally provocative, deep, amazing, wonderous, beautifully simplistic, daring or convention defying in the "works."

 

I bet everyone there would frown if i got my arse out in the middle of the gallery.

 

Fuck, they can even come and see the art that is my unmade bed if they don't mind me charging them a fiver. It is worth it though: I'm sure i've got a few used condoms lying around somewhere.

 

 

Mediocre shite.

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