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Finally sees the light of day. You can cop the album here.. http://killamari.bandcamp.com/album/they-call-me-remix

To be honest unless he is controlling the sound with lazers I have no interest.

I used to dig Jazzy Jeff but now I'm into Grandmaster Jay. All this humility shit is for battymen IMO.

Yeah I've been seeing loads of people moaning about the update. I've been making smug remarks in their direction online. Fuck software, the only thing will help me is practice.

This whole scenario is genius. Best Troll Hop since Lil Wayne.

Think you're confusing Herc with Theodore.

I always knew he was an illuminati generated hologram. No one cuts like that in real life.

I like the idea where DJs have to use the same records and then the one who flips them best wins. However, as a business model it wouldn't work so therefor I can't see it working for DMC.

I've changed my mind, I now believe he is a cheat and should be disqualified.

Yeah Sy's clocking the same thing I am. He cuts the samples but the music stays unchanged. I like the Babu comparison, that sums up my thoughts quite nicely.

I think he means on the intro when it does sound to my ears like the dramatic music is running on a third channel as he does little cuts on each deck whilst the drama sounds carry on regardless. I'm not going to call him a cheat but I did find the whole thing fucking horrible to my ears, it didn't feel like he was creating new rhythms in the music and the music itself I found abhorrent. It just goes to show how old I am I guess. I really can't stress enough how much I didn't like the music he played. It was like listening to Radio 1 on ketamine.

Wow Dopp gets extremely emotional on here. Why is that?

Yeah I would start of with the warp settings.....

Looks like I missed out big time, props to you lot all the same. Maybe next year the same sort of thing goes down and I'm about.

Yeah I can but auxes so have multiple outs but I can't record as MIDI, I have to play it in Maschine, then do some stupid procedure where I have to click and drag to create a MIDI part, which also involves selecting options from a menu. As a plugin it works fine but I much prefer to edit velocities and groove in PT. I also find I suffer with latency when using it in Logic. Basically I think they are all cunts. And I'm right.

Same as Chris, what I like about Maschine is it gets me away from the computer screen and mouse. I still spend more time fuxing with pads than beat making anyway. Same goes for sample manipulation, that said there's loads of processes I do in PT as well.... NI, let me fucking record direct into PT from Maschine you fucking pricks.

You're probably right but 4 da kidz it's like ZOMG ZOMG!!!! ZOMG!!!!! If I buy this I wont be wack and shit. The future is smashing up your Maschine by throwing it at a wall and buying a flute or something. Alternatively smash up Maschine and don't buy a flute. Haven't made my mind up TBH.

Except Boney M.

Not that interested in the hardware but curious to know what the v.2 software brings. I hope I can record direct to an instrument track in PT, then that will do me. I'll probably troll the slew of wack cunts posting their wack videos of their wack beats on youtube though.

My cat has a nasty little cut on his head, probably done by my other cat who thinks he's a badman on road. Neither of them can come as they would need me to get them there. Ps. Sorry to hear about that Phil, bless up your cat.

Supercuts speaks the truth, even if he made it up. It's just a truth waiting to happen.

Seen a lot of hype about this but it looks no different technology wise than the Continuum, which has been around a looonng time.

Don't think I can make it but have fun folks.

Surprised none of you are on Grinder to be honest....

There's a booth next door with drums in but as yet it doesn't look particularly exciting, hence the lack of pics.