Well ill tell ya how you get gigs here in Dublin. ya ready?ok: Firstly get a fashoinable haircut, preferably with a long fringe comed to one side messily even though you actually spent hours on it with your hair straightener. Then dress like a homeless person in the 1980's who happened upon a load of old Bohemian clothes in a bin. Now, dump your friends and hang around with other people dressed in a 'similar yet unique' style and talk about pointless shit and the arctic monkeys all day. Then FINALLY, break your turntables AND your fingers so ALL skills you may have ever had the chance to possess are gone, et voila, paying gigs a plenty. Me?Bitter?no.