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  1. 4 hours ago, Deft said:

    Well I was enjoying Folkestone beach at the weekend, and I'm pretty sure I was the only male who was neither tattooed or overweight (many were both). So basically I'm more unique now than all of the crowd. How the tables have turned.

    Relax ..You're just finally  ready to join the new breed of Hells  Angels  ...times have changed ...no tats ..healthy vegan lunchboxes and unicycles 

    Apply now while you still can 

  2. On 8/17/2023 at 8:52 PM, djdiggla said:

     I don't care what you say, Joe Walsh in the man. 

     

    Rick Wakeman has entered the chat ..

    When Yes we're out on tour promoting Tales From Topographic Oceans during every show, a keyboard tech reclined underneath Wakeman’s Hammond organ, ready to fix broken hammers or ribbons and to “continually hand me my alcoholic beverages.” That night in Manchester, the tech asked the bored Wakeman what he wanted to eat after the show. Wakeman, the lone carnivore in Yes, ordered a curry. “Half the audience were in narcotic rapture on some far-off planet,” Wakeman wrote in his autobiography “and the other half were asleep, bored shitless.”

     

    The reason Rick and half the audience were bored is Tales From Topographic Oceans is an album consisted of four songs that run  over four sides of vinyl, for 83 minutes...I don't know if you've ever had the misfortune to hear it but it's beyond pretentious and the whole thing is utterly ridiculous, I really like some Yes stuff but that record sums up everything that represents the worst musical excesses of Prog Rock.

     

    “There were a couple of pieces where I hadn’t got much to do,” Wakeman would recall, “and it was all a bit dull.

     

    So the roadie went one step  above and beyond and brought his boss's dinner to him on stage.

     

    The order, Rick Wakeman remembers, was for chicken vindaloo, rice pilau, six papadums, bhindi bhaji, Bombay aloo, and a stuffed paratha. This was November 1973 and Yes had sold out the Manchester Free Trade Hall. 

    Wakeman kept on at the keyboards, adding gossamer organ melodies and ambient passages to the songs. And then, around 30 minutes later, his tech started handing up “little foil trays” of curry, and Wakeman began placing them on top of his keyboards. “I still didn’t have a lot to do,” he wrote, “so I thought I might as well tuck in.” The food was obscured by the instrument stacks, further obscured by Wakeman’s cape, but the aroma danced over to Yes’s lead singer, Jon Anderson. He took a good look at the culinary insult and just shrugged then walked off with a  papadum in hand, he returned to his microphone to sing his next part. 

    Wakeman s time in Yes was effectively over obviously...😂 

     

    now that's the man ...

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  3. 4 hours ago, djdiggla said:

    I don't care what you say, Joe Walsh in the man.

    He's friends with Ron Newman ..Ron's also a good buddy of mine .

    Are you learning Eagles songs on acoustic guitar? 

     

    PM me your address 

    I'll send them over to check your progress... 🦅

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  4. FLOL.

    Learn to play your Eagles songs with the correct chord voicings fellas otherwise Ron's coming around to your gaff to show you how to do it properly.

    Anyone who actually wants to learn Eagles songs on an acoustic guitar or any other guitar or instrument quite frankly deserves to be walloped over the head with a fucking frying pan let alone a guitar .

    The Eagles are a bunch of cunts and their music is absolutely lousy ... except for One Of These Nights which is fucking dope with a killer bass line .

    Everything else they've done stinks ...

     

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  5. 16 hours ago, Steve said:

    Maybe you guys all know this already, but I had no idea until yesterday that this song features Chas and Dave on bass and lead guitar: -

    2:09 onwards being the sample for Eminem's "My Name Is".

    It's just so weird to me that those guys played on that track, cos when I hear their names, I think of shit like this, lol: -

     

     

    I was aware the Labi Siffre album Remember My Song  features Chas and Dave cause it's got the killer drumbreak from a track called 'The Vulture' . 

    That's Ian Wallace ( RIP) on the skins,a shit hot drummer who was a member of King Crimson no less,he's featured on the Islands LP and Earthbound, which is a KC live recording from 1972 .

    It's also pretty amazing how many session players don't get credited for records they've appeared on,there's a ton of them,absolutely loads on very famous tracks too.

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  6. Fear Of A Black Planet is the one for me..its also the album that made me want to ditch playing with bands for good and start working with samplers. 

    Without trying to sound like an old miserable cunt Hip Hop now is mostly fucking garbage compared to what P.E. were doing both musically and culturally back then .

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  7. 22 hours ago, djdiggla said:

    Woah! That's an intense one, Dan! You're really on a tat streak!

    I am indeed!

    This is actually all the ink I've been planning for the last few years but haven't been able to have done due to all the other stuff that's been going on in my life.  

    Left arm for all the tats I've been getting recently as my right is pretty heavily inked already..I'll be having some more  work done on the inside of the right  over the next 12 months plus some blackout tattooing for the full sleeve and also get my chest piece finished off too ..just had the lettering done so far on that which took a few hours  ..it was  fucking painful at times lol ,I ain't gonna lie! 

     

  8. 1 hour ago, JHouse said:

    Damn, that's f'n sick. Crazy detailed, too.

    Thanks man .

    Gaz ,who's the tattooist I go to is a seriously talented artist.

    Dudes only been tattooing for just over 3 years now too but his work really is top notch .

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  9. Killing Joke was the last gig I attended on the latest tour. 

    I've seen them on many occasions since 1981 and they've never disappointed me once .they always deliver the goods . 

    Im going to the Albert Hall show in London next year where they'll be playing the first two albums in their entirety...can't wait for that one ,it should be an absolute barn burner !

  10. It sounds absolutely amazing..I've got to admit its also a little intimidating with the sheer amount of stuff this thing can do, especially coming from the Roland SP series of samplers I've always used. 

    But I'll get stuck in with the manual and there's also a load of tutorials online plus the good folks over at MPC  Forums are a font of knowledge if I need any questions answered or advice.

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