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Shit, this vid reminds me that I probably haven't seen you in person since 2002! Dope routine - will vote for it when I get a minute.

Wow. I've never heard of anyone being commissioned to make bespoke mixtapes. Congrats man, that's a good gig! And yeah, charge the azz off him

^^Lovely. This video makes me want to smoke loads of kush... and then instantly regret it.

How are you finding battery life? I've heard some people saying it doesn't last as long as advertised and that the battery life indicators can be misleading/wrong. E.g. after fully charging both units, one person found after a 3 hour set that one unit was reporting 60% battery and the other was at 100%.

Sounds nice. Is the Pete Rock thing any good?

Edit: yeah, that shit is annoying.

Sorry mate, I would do but things are pretty hectic at the moment. I haven't even switched my decks on in nearly two weeks!

Dan, this is brilliant. Sounds lovely in the car as well. This will definitely form part of the soundtrack to summer for me. Top work!

I've heard some of the Soviet records and they're dope.

The entire contents of my socks and pants draw was purchased through a volume licensing agreement. I had to download my cacks from an online portal and if I don't renew the licence next year they just vanish, even while I'm wearing them.

Oh hello! You kept this one quiet. I'm doing what Si said

Superior!

Yep. I know that feeling!

Well played gents! I went for Rock Well in the end but it was a tough one. Also, it's really weird seeing only the record hand when someone's cutting!

Congrats Jam! Funky

Got it. Thanks!

Discogs is a good way to get a rough idea of what your stuff is worth. Obviously you get some dicks who will massively overprice things but you can see the average price of items that have sold in the past. I'd price it all up and sell it at a record fair. That way you don't have to faff about with postage and twats who claim their items didn't turn up or aren't in the advertised condition, etc.

What does all this have to do with your dad??

I thought you were joking when you said you voted for yourself! You had three votes and now you have one, so someone else must have changed their vote based on your underhand, self-votey tactics.

I thought a slice was the same as a dice (i.e. a transformed baby scratch). Now I'm completely confused!

It's getting hot in here. Peoples be changing their votes. Interestiiiiiing...

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It's a good effort though Matt. It must have taken ages to carefully choose all the pictures and assemble them before adding the pizza pics on top.

...and you voted for yourself

I went for Si for getting into the battle spirit and actually calling someone out. Not just anyone either; he called out the organiser! That's like entering DMC and calling out Tony Prince. Plus his cuts were fire. I vote there should be a 2nd round if it ends up being a tie.