Ryan

Ryan

 

An emaciated waif with a head like a potato, Ryan's enormous forearms earned him the nickname, "The Popeye of Scratching". Known for his love of innuendo and double-entendre, Ryan spends most of his time mastering his various instruments. The one-stringed bass. The blue veined flute. Other men's cocks. Ryan's true sexual preference is unknown at this point. I once called him to try and find out, but after a 45 minute conversation the situation was no clearer due to me being unable to decode his incomprehensible Irish gibberish. A master of scratching, Ryan's attitude is somewhat nonchalant and he can often be heard telling n00bs "I've only been scratching for 3 years" or "I haven't touched a turntable for years", even though he's worn out 75 copies of SuperSeal in the past month and he was posting files on Snatchcon 12 years ago.

 

Grade: A+

14/11/08