JHouse Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 "He recognized my girlie from the back of her head" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Burglar Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 "And if you feel chilly I'ma get you a shawl". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Psychedelic Schizophrenic Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Also I can't watch Family Guy anymore with out having "I get 11 points off the word quagmire" constantly rotating around my head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest petesasqwax Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Yes! This! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Burglar Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 The RZA on 4th Chamber Aiyo, camouflage chameleon, ninjas scaling your buildingNo time to grab the gun, they already got your wife and childrenA hit was sent from the President to raid your residenceBecause you had secret evidence and documentsOn how they raped the continents and lynched the prominentDominant Islamic, Asiatic black HebrewThe year 2002 the battle's filled with the WuSix million devils just died from the Bubonic FluOr the Ebola virus, under the reign of King CyrusYou can see the weakness of a man right through his irisUnloyal snakes get thrown in boiling lakes of hot oilUp boils your skin, chickenheads getting slim like Olive OylOnly plant the seed deep inside fertile soilFortified with essential vitamin and mineralsUse the sky for a blanket, stuffing clouds inside my pillowRolling with the Lamb, Twelve Tribes a 144,000 chosenProtons Electrons Always Cause Explosions 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeljms Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 The whole of Biz's first verse on "Just rhyming with Biz" and a lot of Erik Sermon's stuff. Both proof that you don't have to be the most technically adept MC to be a great rapper. And Phife had a lot of memorable lines that always got stuck in your head, actually more than Q-Tip. Like "When's the last time you heard a funky diabetic?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Burglar Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 The whole of Biz's first verse on "Just rhyming with Biz" and a lot of Erik Sermon's stuff. Both proof that you don't have to be the most technically adept MC to be a great rapper. And Phife had a lot of memorable lines that always got stuck in your head, actually more than Q-Tip. Like "When's the last time you heard a funky diabetic?" Yeah, Phife had all the good ones. Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I cum from I asked who did your hair and you told me Diane made it I remember when girls were goody two shoes but now they turning freaks,all of a sudden “we love you, Phife”, Ease off ho, my name’s Malik 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHouse Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Phife is dearly missed, especially when I hear new Tribe tracks. Dude brought so much to the table. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garry Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Don't know where it's from, but the line "it's not good yet, but it's all good" just stuck with me. Anybody know the song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Burglar Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 A few from Slick Rick "She's gettin' sick of you, and quite annoyed" "Sit down eat your slice of pizza and be quiet" And the obligatory old school line "Let's go ta go ta go ta work, let's go ta go ta wooork" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeClockwork Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 "Some rappers stink, like Engelbert Humperdinck". I like this because it's not clear whether he's saying that some rappers stink in the same way that Engelbert Humperdinck does or if he's citing Humperdinck as an example of a rapper that stinks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danswift Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 The original Engelbert Humperdinck (1854-1921) was actually a German composer and whose opera Hansel and Gretel is probably his best known work , so if they were rapping about this particular Engelbert he indeed would stink quite horrendously because he's been dead for almost one hundred years. The modern Engelbert Humperdinck is very much alive and although he does take a bath or shower regularly, unfortunately his music stinks to high heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeClockwork Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 I can't work out what stinks more - a ninety six year old corpse or 'Please Release Me'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danswift Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 I can't work out what stinks more - a ninety six year old corpse or 'Please Release Me'.Top post of the week so far .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karol Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Hahah your examples are so funny , there are some situations when I always say "I used to know a bitch named (.....)" and in the brackets I put a desired name instead of Erick Wright When I'm mad at some females here comes "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" While watching TV when I wanna change a channel I sometimes say "remote control, to change a station but that won't change your situation" reactions are weird.And the total classic. When somebody asks me if I sugar my coffee my answer is "Ilike mu sugar with coffee and cream". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeClockwork Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 "I used to like Chelsea, now I like ArsenalAnd if you don't like it, you can eat my ass particle" - Jihad the Roughneck MC ^^and from a US rapper as well. Bizarre! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadAbbott Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 someone was moaning at work today saying "too complex, just too complex" hahaha then I couldn't get "the engine to my comprehension is just too complex" out of my head!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlwheathersiam Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Oh gosh, my head is spinning right now with the lyrics of DaBaby's tracks. -----------------------THIS IS WHAT I'M LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW:-Rapper DaBaby, dude who wears a diaper but can actually rap: www.audiomack.com/album/artist1984/billion-dollar-baby-R.I.P. prodigy of Mobb Deep, Infamous album on repeat-4:44 Jay-Z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdiggla Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Biz's Just a Friend came out the week before I went to boy scout camp. all I could remember was the hook and there was no electricity or music for a week. I walked around for a week with that hook stuck in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danswift Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Coming real hard manBumping in your car manFinally caught up with a devil named TarzanSwinging on a vineSucking on a piece of swineJigaboo come up from behindHit him with a coconutStab him in the gutPush him out the treeHe falls right on his nuts There...happy now ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danswift Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 "Hey Dopeman"!.. "Bitch,shut the fuck up"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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