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#21 Symatic

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 08:31 PM

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#22 danswift

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 09:08 PM

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Hey ! I remember that episode..its the one where the kestrel gets stuck in the trains boiler.


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Symatic on O9 May 2016-08.49 PM said
oh dan you filthy bastard why open such a nerd can of worms to a bunch of beat perverts like you find on here ???
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Posted 17 January 2018 - 09:48 PM

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#24 GNOD

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 09:48 PM

Instagram.
I prefer it to Facebook and take it more seriously but...

Its full of people who follow you, then you follow back and then they unfollow you. Its a bit of a numbers game...
I play the game too: I recently unfollowed 500+ people because they dont follow me too.

(And Im looking at some here!!!)
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#25 It'sPhilFromThursdays

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 09:49 PM

I'm not understanding the Thomas the TE ref, but i enjoy anyway.

 

Hey, everyone Paul's just jealous cos when he tried to emulate my stoat chasing a rabbit antics at his work it was over in seconds due the space restriction in his van.

 

Speaking of Kestrels, i remember as a young teen when my mate broke into a booze cruise bootleggers shed and stole 60 cans of Kestrel. It was terrible and only 3.4% so you had to drink more to get drunk which made it worse. Is that the Kestrel you're referring to in the TTTE clip, Dan, cos that'd defo ruin a steam train' boiler?.


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#26 danswift

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 10:25 PM

 

 

Is that the Kestrel you're referring to in the TTTE clip, Dan, cos that'd defo ruin a steam train' boiler?.

You need Kestrel Super Strength lager brewed at 9% to successfully run a Thomas train's boiler..

 

Either that or just a super strong real live kestrel .

 

Probably best if you don't  let the live kestrel drive the train tho.

 

That would just be silly.


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Symatic on O9 May 2016-08.49 PM said
oh dan you filthy bastard why open such a nerd can of worms to a bunch of beat perverts like you find on here ???
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#27 JHouse

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Posted 18 January 2018 - 12:14 AM

Kestrels you say? Let's talk about this some more...


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#28 danswift

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Posted 18 January 2018 - 08:33 AM

Kestrels you say? Let's talk about this some more...

Ok, lets do it my dude.

 

Heres my top 3 tips

 

1. 

If you treat your bird with respect a loving bond will forge between the two of you.. 

2.

Give your bird a piece of meat every time it is near you to express your affection. 

3.

Make sure to open an Instagram account for your bird so it feels extra special . 

 

Oh, and before anyone starts hurling hurtful accusations of thread derailment or smutty bird related innuendo we're talking N3*7 13\/31 falconry here...

 

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Zlatan knows...


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Symatic on O9 May 2016-08.49 PM said
oh dan you filthy bastard why open such a nerd can of worms to a bunch of beat perverts like you find on here ???
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#29 Jam Burglar

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Posted 18 January 2018 - 12:06 PM

I think you guys are getting instantgram mixed up with twitter.


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#30 Dubba Dutchdj

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Posted 18 January 2018 - 12:44 PM

I think you guys are getting instantgram mixed up with twitter.


Jam wins, close the thread
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ETSG 3 is dope, It made the watch words for last nights cuts in Rye - "Fuck attack"


#31 Symatic

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Posted 18 January 2018 - 01:21 PM

I think you guys are getting instantgram mixed up with twitter.

 

thread Re-Railed!

 

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#32 It'sPhilFromThursdays

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Posted 18 January 2018 - 09:41 PM

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Aww that warms my heart. Shows how little changes really. It reminds me of the days when me, Nobby Styles and Peter Osgood would hang around at Peter Beardsley's house all day just holding a heron. We would just laugh and laugh................

 

Something about that pic cracks me right up. Ibra seems so happy for once.


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Posted 19 January 2018 - 11:16 AM

OK, I've given you all 24 hrs to spot Danswift's laughably obvious mistake, but to no avail :rolleyes:

 

Zlatan is cleary holding a Saker Falcon not a Kestrel. Halfwits! :((


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#34 danswift

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Posted 19 January 2018 - 12:11 PM

That kestrel in the photo is clearly wearing a Saker falcon mask and costume though.

I for one,wasn't fooled for a moment.
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Symatic on O9 May 2016-08.49 PM said
oh dan you filthy bastard why open such a nerd can of worms to a bunch of beat perverts like you find on here ???
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#35 Jam Burglar

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Posted 19 January 2018 - 02:37 PM



#36 It'sPhilFromThursdays

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Posted 19 January 2018 - 06:24 PM

OK, I've given you all 24 hrs to spot Danswift's laughably obvious mistake, but to no avail :rolleyes:

 

Zlatan is cleary holding a Saker Falcon not a Kestrel. Halfwits! :((

 

I thought it was so obvious that it didn't need pointing out to us bird luvaz or that Dan was doing an irony. Me and my soccer chums used to call the heron the chuckle hawk, but that doesn't mean we truely though it was a real chuckle hawk, it was just for fun and laughing.

 

Though this does remind me of the time i misidentified a barn owl as Mesut Ozil and tried to kick it's face off. We all make mistakes.


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#37 arkei

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Posted 22 January 2018 - 01:29 PM

I once had a fake-name-Facebook-account for a while, but never really used it. Other than that I don't know nothing about this social media crap and will never get into it.



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Posted 23 January 2018 - 12:35 AM

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