Oh hi, baby! I didn't see you there.
I know why you've come here..........You came to ogle my thread....................You can't resist it can you?...........Baby?............
What until I tell you about this then. There a place where you can go where it's probably gonna be just men, and one of them will be all dressed up like Father Cutmas and people just spend all day drinking, smoking, feasting on treats and rubbing stuff back and forth. A place where you can do this and you won't be judged. Well that bit's not true, we're constantly staring unblinkingly and judging your soul to it's very core, but it's all just funsies.
What am i talking about???????????? Well you can read the bludclat thread title so if you don't know then i pity your eyeballs.
IT'S SSXMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (think Slade singing it)
This year cos of scheduling hijinx we can't do it in my ends so it's over to the spiritual home and default place we go when we can't think of somewhere to go Rye Scratch Bunker!!!
It's on the 3rd of Dec so hella early this year but we'z busy boys these dayz so you nah how it goes!
Everyone come down or it's a lump of coal mashed into your turntable and a fresh Krampus for you everyday until new years!!!!!!! Come to stuff guys or it might not keep going and then you'll not have the choice of not going to stuff cos it won't be going.
Need further encouragement?! This will be there: