Guest It'sPhilFromThursdays Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 Oh hi, baby! I didn't see you there. I know why you've come here..........You came to ogle my thread....................You can't resist it can you?...........Baby?............ What until I tell you about this then. There a place where you can go where it's probably gonna be just men, and one of them will be all dressed up like Father Cutmas and people just spend all day drinking, smoking, feasting on treats and rubbing stuff back and forth. A place where you can do this and you won't be judged. Well that bit's not true, we're constantly staring unblinkingly and judging your soul to it's very core, but it's all just funsies. What am i talking about???????????? Well you can read the bludclat thread title so if you don't know then i pity your eyeballs. IT'S SSXMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (think Slade singing it) This year cos of scheduling hijinx we can't do it in my ends so it's over to the spiritual home and default place we go when we can't think of somewhere to go Rye Scratch Bunker!!! It's on the 3rd of Dec so hella early this year but we'z busy boys these dayz so you nah how it goes! Everyone come down or it's a lump of coal mashed into your turntable and a fresh Krampus for you everyday until new years!!!!!!! Come to stuff guys or it might not keep going and then you'll not have the choice of not going to stuff cos it won't be going. Need further encouragement?! This will be there: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Psychedelic Schizophrenic Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Request put in for holiday to attend but I'm officially not going if Phil going to be ho ho hoing his secret Santa package about carelessly whispering pull my cracker, jingle my bells and watch it snow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeClockwork Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 I can't do it mate, I have zero annual leave days left this year. However, I'll be sure to shove a cucumber wrapped in Bacolfoil down me britches and cut over some funky loops, in your honour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest It'sPhilFromThursdays Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Argh, nein, i'm down to four days off left myself, shame, though i'm please you're staying at home to do a Spinal Tap-esque tribute to my fake junk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest It'sPhilFromThursdays Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 T'was the day before SSXmaS and all through the house, and we shouted at scratch dj's, "Get out now, raus, raus!""Please, go to SSS xmas day special, and you won't get molested by scratch handed wax devils"The dj's all rose up and charged down to Rye and when they got there it was a feast for their eyes,a load of tall dudes in scratching and some treats n' mince pies!"Our decision to come here was indeed learn-ed and wise""Plus we can now see all these dj's sexy scratch thighs""Thank you scratch Jesus and father scratchmas, too""But please can we just get a hand towel for the loo." Merry SSXmaS eve sucka ducks! Everyone come who can and if you can't then don't! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooosif!!!!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHouse Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Incredibly hyped for you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNOD Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 What. A. Day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubba Dutchdj Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Gary Gary Gary 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Symatic Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Biggups guys! Great session - and thanks for all the manly lifting everybody did with "project x" Gary is a fucking beard boss.Chris got fucking sick on the cut over the past few months.Paul and matt proved once again the rye studio is SSS capital.I have a photo of mo in scratch nirvana....Phil on top santa form as always.Ed had a briliant face on the whole day...... everyones gangsters! Wicked to cut with you all a d biggups adam for making sarnies! I needed that! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motek Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 That was quite possibly the most fun i have ever had without getting naked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Symatic Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 but mo.... you WERE naked..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motek Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 😈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Psychedelic Schizophrenic Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 What. A. Day. Sorry didn't quite hear that Gary, what did you say?!?!?!? Big ups to the Rye guys for hosting a super wicked SSS in true proper cutmas sprit. Was a awesome day of cuts, booze and food with everyone smashing it like true bosses. With Gary, Ed and Phil smashing the booze in true style, everyone smashing the cuts like G's and Ad supplying the sandwiches #sarnielord Was great to see everyone again and a total wicked way to end a great scratch year, roll on 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest It'sPhilFromThursdays Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Thank you for having us Mr Matthew and Paul! xxxxxx That was a nice time, though i had too many booze almost immediately (though at least Gary was the most palpably drunkest). At least i got to do crazy drunken style cuts all day :d Lovely to see everyone, esp after missing the last one, and esp nice to see Sy back towards being a healthy boy again and doing ridicu-cuts, he puts the g in scratching genius man! This, i echo all of this basically:-Biggups guys! Great session - and thanks for all the manly lifting everybody did with "project x" Gary is a fucking beard boss.Chris got fucking sick on the cut over the past few months.Paul and matt proved once again the rye studio is SSS capital.I have a photo of mo in scratch nirvana....Phil on top santa form as always.Ed had a briliant face on the whole day...... everyones gangsters! Wicked to cut with you all a d biggups adam for making sarnies! I needed that! I for one was pleased to secretly man handle project x. What a fucking crazy scratch year! You dudes is the bezt Uuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhh 2018 is gonna be even better urrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh! Gary Gary Gary I can't help reading this in Cary Grant's voice. #MOWASNAKED2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motek Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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